A Dangerous Recipe

Ask me anything   Submit   "Sometimes I'm terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts." -Edgar Allan Poe

st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

image

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humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?""Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

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thebr3akfasttclub:

Literally me when I see hot girls

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deanscabbages:

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rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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countrylover03:

Luke Bryan for Parade Magazine

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